Ten reasons NOT to marry or live together

1. Feeling desperate.

2. Need lots and lots of sex.

3. Believe the other will change.

4. Need permission to go to the grocery store.

5. Have no money.

6. Believe the world revolves around you.

7. Over 25 and must have toys.

8. Top ten words in vocabulary are vulgar.

9. Uses “hey stupid” for a name.

10. Thinks “slap happy” is a form of control.

dr pers  ©2007

 

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